The Top 16 Courses at McDonald's High School

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Wednesday, 19-Mar-2008 13:47:40

British McDonald's restaurants will give high school credits to employees who complete on-the-job training programs.


16. Marketing 316: What the Hell Were We Thinking? Grimace
15. Time Management 101: Extending the Five-Second Dropped Food Rule to Ten Seconds
14. McPsychology 101: It's Food If We Tell Them It's Food
13. Chemistry 114: Mop Bucket Hydrology
12. Psychology 406: Keeping Existential Despair at Bay While Smiling
11. Anatomy 101: Fryeronics and Impromptu Skin-Grafting
10. Mathematics 316: Applied Imperial-to-Metric Conversions and the 113-Grammer With Cheese
9. Cowculus
8. Beverage Economics 101: Pushing the Ice
7. Home Economics 215: Living Quietly and Obediently on $5.75/hr
6. Anatomy 320: Advanced Table-Wiping Biomechanics
5. Pastry Geometry 320: Pie Are Square
4. Legal Symposium: Coffee and the Labia -- Two Great Tastes That Don't Go Great Together
3. Marketing 409: What the Hell Were We Thinking? The McDLT
2. Self Defense 214: Using Sporks, Scalding Coffee and Hockey Puck Patties as Weapons
and the Number 1 Course at McDonald's High School...

1. Physical Education 423: Speed Flipping and Endurance Standing

Post 2 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 19-Mar-2008 14:30:46

did not get this

Post 3 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Wednesday, 19-Mar-2008 16:59:32

odd, I did.

Post 4 by battle star queen (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 20-Mar-2008 15:48:32

didn't get it either

Post 5 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Thursday, 20-Mar-2008 16:11:18

odd, it makes sense. it's classes and problems at McDonnalds. odd.

Post 6 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Friday, 21-Mar-2008 11:58:18

I got it, and was amused.

Post 7 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Friday, 21-Mar-2008 15:51:25

at least someone other than myself got it

Post 8 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Saturday, 22-Mar-2008 17:54:03

lmfao